who tests for drugs: employers or schools as well?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by thealfa, Nov 18, 2014.

  1. Giggles the Original

    Giggles the Original Road Train Member

    we all know the reason he asked...knew it was time for this again:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:

    to the OP, you will be fine dude...they have relaxed the drug tests so they dont catch as much as they used to , so you can party up...smoke, snort, do your thing. you will FINE...go for it....i mean after all, shouldnt you be allowed to operate 80,000 pounds with hundreds of lives in your hands while totally wasted...????
     
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  3. truckerlife74

    truckerlife74 Medium Load Member

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    I was also told if I had sex prior to school I could not attend they would test my sperm count prior to entering the cdl program that was crazy but I pass
     
  4. HotH2o

    HotH2o Road Train Member

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    The only reason they test your sperm is if one day one of those sperm becomes a truck driver you will get your referral bonus.
     
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  5. truckerlife74

    truckerlife74 Medium Load Member

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    Well at least McDonald's and Wendy's are offering successful 401k plans plus you can sneak and eat burgers and fries when the manager is not around a dream job IMO
     
  6. thealfa

    thealfa Medium Load Member

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    Sweeet!!!

    So sweeet!!!
     
  7. b l a c k b e a r d

    b l a c k b e a r d Light Load Member

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    You're a good sport!
     
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  8. bigdogpile

    bigdogpile Road Train Member

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    Because trucking is boring I only drive when I'm high..
     
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  9. HotH2o

    HotH2o Road Train Member

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    It's part of the pretrip!
     
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  10. GasHauler

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    The MIB cam come to your door at the middle of the night. They may even demand your wife, girlfriend, or partner to submit a test right there. Then they give a plasma spray to eliminate any evidence they were there. In and out in 10 minutes.
     
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  11. thealfa

    thealfa Medium Load Member

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    should be allowed to take some amphetamines to make such boring tasks doable. I think there are 5 types of drugs tested, if I'm not mistaken marijuana is one of them, cocaine and heroin, etc. I forgot the others.

     
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