Why You Should Put a Bose Ride in Your Truck

Have to pass, as I already have 99 problems and most are women

 

I understand that. Dealing with women was pretty good before the Petro's got rid of the Oriental Massage girls. Guess someone got wise as to what was going on. Good deal, beautiful women and no obligations.

 

True story?!?

 

Yes, true. You didn't know about it? Almost all the Petro's had a Oriental Massage room. A few of the TA's did also. Since I've spent a lot of time in China, it didn't take but a few minutes chatting with them to figure it out. Many drivers thought it was just a massage, but some figured it out. Took me less than a minute to figure it out. They loved me because, "I have lots of money and looking for a new wife and want to buy a high end condo in Shanghai" story. The old "light at the end of the tunnel" story makes their eyes light up.

 

I saw them all the time, especially in that one in Bordentown. Guess I never put two and two together ha.

 

I'm a dirty old man former sailor.

 

As the Pope said "who am I to judge"

 

I wish they would bring back the massage rooms....the best!
The one in the Petro on 80 in PA was the bomb

 

They've got one at the old wings turned FJ in Avoca.

 

China what's the massage called where the girls walk on your back and hold on to a plank? I hear it's amazing