Would this ad fly?

**This is a transplant from the newbie question area**
That is a great suggestion about asking an OO to let me ride along! I wish I knew some that would be willing. Maybe I could take an add out in the paper or trucking mags that would read something like the following:
"Prospective trucker seeks OTR driver to ride with before taking the plunge. Prefer driver who likes AC/DC, Rush Limbaugh by day, and Michael Savage by night. DISLIKES: lots of talking, long walks on the beach, and elton john. Will provide unobtrusive company, help unloading if needed, and CCW permit valid in 17 states."
Ok, so maybe that won't go to far but its a start!