You know you are a professional driver when...

...you give your comdata card when buying gas for the car...

I did this once, lady gave the "WTF" look.

 

I did the opposite once. Swiped my debit card at the fuel island. Thank god i got the please come inside message right off the bat and didnt charge that.

 

Did that once in the s/b port at St. George. Wife was with me. I STILL hear about that, when she remembers it. . .

 

I've been off the road 3 yrs and still reach out to change gears. Also when I see a red light ahead I slow down way before I need to and try to catch the light green, pizzes off the idiots here that approach a red light at the speed of sound then slam on their brakes and when the light turns green, its zero to 60 in 40 seconds. I was at the mall yesterday and caught myself cruising the parking lot looking for the best parking spot. I see a cop and reach for the mic thats not there. I usually use the word "fuel" instead of the civillian term gas.

 

only been off the road a lil over a week....keep trying to tap the clutch to kick in the jake...

 

Look up to see if I will clear every bridge I drive under in my car (so far so good).

 

I did dat everytime I'm on my car and my wife laught at me

 

yeah i guess i should have added. trying to tap the clutch in our pickup which is an automatic....a dodge laramie 1500 with a hemi.....

 

And if your rig has one of those super wide brake pedals that they put on cars when they first came out with power brakes, pawing at the clutch can get "interesting."

 

or when you go to back up in my pickup and turn the wheel the wrong way for the non-exsisting trailer that you have!