You know you are a professional driver when...

Trying to find (keep reaching for) the cable for your air horn when someone cuts you off or check brakes you while driving in your four wheeler.

 

Haha man I forgot that one off my list I always back in when I park now and before I would do that as a last resort. I even do it sight side lol.

 

I also take my shower bag with me into my bathroom at home. My Wife hates that, she says it looks like I am living out of my old gym bag.

 

Just remember if SHE bangs on the door to HURRY UP>

A) Do not curse her out

B) Do not yell out SORRY aint got $20

 

Crapping in a 5 gal bucket at home.

 

Blah!

 

-You take all your turns wide and slow down way before stop signs and stop lights. (It drives my wife crazy when I do these)

-You reach for the airbrakes once you've parked the car.

-You stall out your pick up in the driveway because you have to use the clutch AND the accelerator to get going, not to mention not being able to find your next gear because the shift pattern is different.

-You use only your side mirrors, even when you have a center rear view mirror.

- When passing, you ride the outside fog line.

 

You accidently put diesel into your gasoline car engine

Dont it, twice.

 

Dewey, to this day I still do the same thing! I have my shower bag in the cabinet with everything in it. When I go in the bathroom I just take it out and open it up and do what I need to do! Glad I'm not the only weirdo! Well, actually I probably am because I haven't been on the road in a couple years!

 

Ah good one I forgot the air brake reaching one too lol