You know you are a professional driver when...

I love it!

 

you also predict other driver's behavior

 

Either that, or you whisper, "I ain't got no panties on. . ."

 

Was drinking a cup of coffee when I read this. Now there's coffee on the monitor. Thanks, Big Don.

 

I've learned that when Big Don or a few others make a comment, it's time to put the liquids down before reading. Saves on having to clean the laptop screen.

 

Thanks for the information. I am new.

PS ... here's another one. My man gets *really* excited that the showers are free and we can do laundry whenever we want.

So. Cute.

Also, the truck dog get super excited when they pull onto my street. You can actually see him launch himself at the window and claw at it to get out. He knows that he's about to get four straight days of treats, table scraps, room to run, and the ability to go pee outside whenever he wants.

 

I live to provide useless information, vague rumors, and occassional outright lies.....

 

You should have informed me that you would also cause coffee-based monitor interference issues.

 

But that would not be a rumor, useless information, or a lie. It would instead be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. And that, unfortunately, I am not qualified to provide! I checked my license, and nowhere do I have the "Truth" endorsement (I think it's a "V" for "verifiable", but I've never known a driver that carried it). I'm like a politician, or a recruiter. You can't believe anything I saw, or most of what I think.....

 

I wouldn't believe what you *saw* anyways
Thanks for the laugh.