You know you're in trouble when...

I’m sure all the thieves ride around in a tractor trailer with a company name on it!

 

You know that’s exactly what the cop said today lol.
He then followed it up with “this neighborhood is ####ed up”
Also as I was finishing up a passing jogger stopped and told me the the same thing happened to him one street over last week only he was getting his car delivered by a transporter?

 

I has a couple bored cops give me the 3rd degree late one night. I was like, "Occifer, I'm UNloading!"

 

Lol
Many of my customers are not at their residence when I move their cars back and forth.
Heck for a lot of them I have their development gate codes and their garage codes to get in their garages.
Never has this ever happened to me before?

 

When the department of transportation appoints a chief of science for the first time in 40 years.

 

You wake up the next morning with a bomb parked next to you (gasoline or chemical tanker).

 

You mean like this one haha

We're all in trouble

 

....the value of your truck swings wildly depending on how much fuel is in it.

 

Pregnant?Alone?

 

Used to have to pay to get into the circus to see crap like that. Now its free on TV and internet