You might be a Chicken Hauler if...

If you know the pre cool temperatures of ALL the chicken plants!

 

That last one is a good one.

 

I can't believe it...


Ashes to Ashes and Dust To Dust...If it weren't for us Chicken Haulers that left lane would rust.

 

You must be a CHICKEN HAULER if you put to much echo in your radio where we can't understand jack**** !!!

 

I thought just the messicans down in south Texas did that.

 

Is that true that Chicken Haulers choke their Chickens ?

 

No disrespect here, But where's the real truck in your picture ? (a Paccar product)

 

By Golly, you can go into any Chrome Shop in the country and get 4 walls of crap for a Pete or a KW.

My Cornfield Cadillac was pieced together through a lot of work.

I have driven trucks for 24 years and just about every kind of truck out there. I really like this one.

 

Southern you would have LOVED my Cornfield Caddy then. 88 International 9300 rode on a 265 WB had a 444 Cummins in her jacked to OVER 850 HP to the Ground. Turned a 13 Double OD tranny top gear was .5 to 1 rears were 3.55 also on Tall Rubber. 60 inch Benz Sleeper flat top was the only thing that sucked on that part. However doing 75MPH in 13th at 1400RPM PRICELESS.

Had her in 1997 as a company driver for a small mom and pop unit. My mother had a Heart attack boss said I will call IL let you know your coming. They had to have relayed that to KY since I did not see bear one on I-24 that day doing 85. Hit IL 2 of IL finest waiting said we are your ESCORT stand on it driver. 110MPH all the way home in IL with RPM to spare. Trouble was forgot to watch the pyro that day burned her up. Boss rebuilt her for me the way it needed to be done then TURNED ME LOOSE.