You might be a Chicken Hauler if...

What are the new generation of "chicken hauler's" called these day's ?:smt117

 

Mexicans?


They seem to be the only ones i see driving hoods with lots of chrome and lights (with the exception of a few American O/O's)




American Trucker

 

If your manifold pressure is over 50 you might be a chicken hauler.
If you can see flames off the over-sized stacks you might be a chicken hauler.
If you shift into the big hole # 90 mph you might be a chicken hauler.

 

If you think CB stands for chicken broadcast, you might be a chicken hauler.
When at a lumber yard you find yourself thinking about connex boards, you might be a chicken hauler.
If you think MCT stands for Mexican Chicken Truck, you might be a chicken hauler.
If you've ever tried to sell a bugshield to a driver in a cabover, you might be a chicken hauler.

Thats some of Ray Carlisle's material. Funny guy!

 

Ive done that. lol

 

Hey my manifold pressure is over 60! I dont haul no chickens!

 

If your shower curtain is held up by a load lock. (don't laugh, it works...)

If you think CDL stands for Chicken Delivery License.

If your idea of a cookout is roasting wieners and marshmallows on your CB antenna.

If you've ever used your radio to jump-start a Harley.

If you've ever told JB/Swift/Schneider "there's a bear in the air with a set of portables."

If you've ever gone in for your DOT physical and pulled out your own thermometer.

If you have more toys in your radio than your kids do in their rooms.

If your truck has more lights than your Christmas tree.

If you think CB stands for Chicken Broadcaster.

 

hmmm wonder where ya got those from??? LOL


ok~~~~~

ashes to ashes
dust to dust
if it wasnt for those chicken trucks
that left lane would rust
however if i may ask
for just one more moment of your time
for those chicken trucks to kindly slide right
so that us rooster rockets may proceed
with our west coast flight
thank you and to all a good night

 

i have a poem i wrote about meeting hubby and chicken trucks....gonna have to dig it out now....lol

 

You Might be a Chicken Hauler if whenever you go to Vegas Your Truck is BRIGHTER THAN THE STRIP FROM 20 MILES OUT.