You might be a Chicken Hauler if...

..... if a driver asks you to turn off your bumper so they can see backing up.

 

If your Local Airport calls you when your On Hometime saying we need to Borrow your truck so we can have a Set of RUNWAY Lights you might be a Chicken Hauler.

 

If you have to run your APU to turn on your lights.
If the mayor of Las Vegas gets jealous when you roll through town.
When bats fall to sleep in mid flight just because you roll by.

 

When you get home you have to park the lawn mower next to your bedroom window and let it run all night so you can get some sleep.

 

I have to bring this one back. You order a new Pete and Trailer and there is a shortage of LED LIGHTS nationwide.

You get a phone call from NASA saying your screwing up the Hubble space telescope optics with your lights on the road.

The CEO of Grote sends you a Christmas card for single handily causing their stock to beat the street.

You might be a Chickenhauler.

 

You might be chicken hauler if you haul baby loads...

 

That new KW is looking good Colorado. Any gremlins?

 

A couple minor ones, but, they're working their way out.

 

........and this weeks award for reviving an old thread goes to ..............

IRONEAGLE !

 

If yer on a first name basis with every speed trap cop on your route, you might be a chicken hauler.

If yer "chrome and lights" budget is bigger than yer household expenses budget, you might be a chicken hauler.

If you have no idea what yer engine sounds like holding the posted speed limit, you might be a chicken hauler.

If yer driving west to east at night and convince people the apocalypse is upon us because the sun is now rising in the west, you might be a chicken hauler.

If yer truck generates enough electrical power to run a small city (if only you'd turn off yer lights!), you might be a chicken hauler.

If bullhaulers see you coming and move over to the right, you might be a chicken hauler.