You might be a Chicken Hauler if...

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  1. DirtyBob

    DirtyBob Road Train Member

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    ..... if a driver asks you to turn off your bumper so they can see backing up.
     
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  3. ironeagle2006

    ironeagle2006 Road Train Member

    If your Local Airport calls you when your On Hometime saying we need to Borrow your truck so we can have a Set of RUNWAY Lights you might be a Chicken Hauler.
     
  4. Round2

    Round2 Light Load Member

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    If you have to run your APU to turn on your lights.
    If the mayor of Las Vegas gets jealous when you roll through town.
    When bats fall to sleep in mid flight just because you roll by.
     
  5. mustang190

    mustang190 Road Train Member

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    When you get home you have to park the lawn mower next to your bedroom window and let it run all night so you can get some sleep.
     
  6. ironeagle2006

    ironeagle2006 Road Train Member

    I have to bring this one back. You order a new Pete and Trailer and there is a shortage of LED LIGHTS nationwide.

    You get a phone call from NASA saying your screwing up the Hubble space telescope optics with your lights on the road.

    The CEO of Grote sends you a Christmas card for single handily causing their stock to beat the street.

    You might be a Chickenhauler.
     
  7. ColoradoGreen

    ColoradoGreen Heavy Load Member

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    You might be chicken hauler if you haul baby loads...

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  8. rank

    rank Road Train Member

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    That new KW is looking good Colorado. Any gremlins?
     
  9. ColoradoGreen

    ColoradoGreen Heavy Load Member

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    A couple minor ones, but, they're working their way out.
     
  10. Pullin2

    Pullin2 Crusty Canuck

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    ........and this weeks award for reviving an old thread goes to ..............

    IRONEAGLE !
     
  11. brsims

    brsims Road Train Member

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    If yer on a first name basis with every speed trap cop on your route, you might be a chicken hauler.

    If yer "chrome and lights" budget is bigger than yer household expenses budget, you might be a chicken hauler.

    If you have no idea what yer engine sounds like holding the posted speed limit, you might be a chicken hauler.

    If yer driving west to east at night and convince people the apocalypse is upon us because the sun is now rising in the west, you might be a chicken hauler.

    If yer truck generates enough electrical power to run a small city (if only you'd turn off yer lights!), you might be a chicken hauler.

    If bullhaulers see you coming and move over to the right, you might be a chicken hauler.
     
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