You might be a trucker, if...

you finally get back to yard--after a few weeks--jump in your personal vehicle grab the shifter --pop it in reverse and proceed to drive forward into fence

 

if you carry with you a few "empty jugs"........no further explanation required......

 

Should I throw in the old tired:

Your wife whispers in your ear and says "I aint got no panties on" and as a knee jerk reaction you say "Shaudup stupid!"

 

How about when you get in your 4 wheeler, it is an automatic, some one pulls out in front of you and when you go to mash the clutch you hit the brake pedal and about knock the snot out of your nose...

 

If you are always helping yourself to the extra toilet paper rolls stored in the restrooms of the warehouses that kept you waiting in line for hours.

 

"I got my pink panties on........"

 

you can sleep better on an old worn out matress in the sleeper of an idling big truck with traffic whizzing by while you are parked on the side of the street, but you turn into an insomniac when sleeping in a king size bed in a nice quiet neighborhood at home.

 

Your wife wants to go to the store,

Your immediate response is what is the address and what are the dock hours.

 

You turn on the 4 ways to back the car out of the garage.