When cows fly...

Now we know where White Castle gets Sliders from.

 

Ok, hold on. Seriously? Most of us will be out of business,,,with all respect, I am the guest here, keep in mind who you are dealing with. We're not a bunch of tree hugging, PITA activists. We're truck drivers, and have stories that would curl those folks hair. My 5 tri-axle loads of dead chickens might offend them. I'm just saying, AS truck drivers, we see or have seen atrocities most tree-huggers could never fathom, yet they use the products blindly. Sometimes, it was humor that got us through it( ever been to a slaughterhouse?). I realize, with the popularity of the site, it must be tough moderating the comments, I'm guilty myself, but some of the funniest things I ever heard, came from truck drivers over the CB. If I may quote the late GREAT George Carlin,," The world is a giant freak show, and comedians have a front row seat taking notes",,,RIP George.

 

Sometimes you don’t even have to go to a slaughterhouse.
Ever washout a reefer after it’s hauled 36,000 pounds of dead meat and AFTER said reefer has been sitting under a hot Georgia sun for about 5-6 hours???
Nothing like watching the drain holes flow red with cattle blood for 10 minutes trying to hose all of that out! Never mind some of it frozen to the floor!! Even @Frank Speak would pass on this-even if the cattle came from Kentucky!!lol
#bloodyslushy

 

Man that sounds nasty.

 

To be honest the smell is worse than the mess itself. And sometimes all the deodorizer in the world isn’t cutting it. You just have to leave the doors open and let it air itself out!

 

Here’s one for you. I delivered to this place today and the receiver asks (disturbingly)

“Hey man, you wearing contacts?”

Uh nope

“Man, your eyes look like vampire eyes”.

Well duh!

 

If I were him I’d skip it..
Just because it looks good to you doesn’t mean it’s good for you!!