What if it Snows?

I think the rocket plant had a problem today.
A very loud boom. Big mushroom cloud.

 

Didn’t mean to, just some balding, guy with gray hair was standing there in the mirror in a towel looking at me.

 

Was that hot dogs and Metamucil Uncle Mike?

 

LOL I didnt do it! (forgive me if one of you posted this already)
@MACK E-6 @kemosabi49

 

I almost got in trouble earlier, but thanks to my...cat like reflexes and the DOT liebook, I saved myself.


Ole lady “What do you think you’re looking at?!”

Quick thinking me
“I bet I could do that.”

ole lady, “In your dreams.”

I just had to nod.

 

Too scrawny. She needs some meat on her bones.

 

Yeah, but I don’t think I could sit flat on the floor and put a leg up on a chair.

 

As has been said before. Pics or it didn't happen.

 

Well.

6 Good Reasons why it would be a bad idea.
1. it wouldn’t be pretty.
2.I gotta work tonight, don’t need to be crippled up.
3.If the crotch of my pants and boxers didn’t hold, it’d become X rated, maybe R, quick.
4.Its not possible.
5.Dont need to knock anything out of socket,
6.Dont heal as fast as used too.