What if it Snows?

LOL better question is when will I find all the missing parts? Things like the second motor hook to attach the chain to lift the motor. Also still need to get an alignment tool for the clutch. I would like to get it to the test start point by next weekend. yes I will try to film it for youtube infamy.

 

Words to live by men, you heard it here....

 

They've found an insidious food that causes women to loose their sex drive. It's called wedding cake. It has a 90% chance to also cause weight gain and frumpiness.

 

Wait. When did you get married? Last I heard the gf and you werent together. So your giving advice with out the marriage. LOL not judging, just the funny irony

 

I have an ex

 

Ok.

Got loaded this morning, was an hour early for my 0830 appointment.
Get loaded and get paperwork, my delivery appointment was 1130. 335 miles away, looked at my phone, since I can’t wear watches, to much iron in blood drains batteries within 2weeks, and seen it was 1032.
So as taught by the “Pumpkin Patch.” I smiled and dialed, they said just get there ASAP.

So I stopped once for fuel, and made it at 1550.
Get unloaded a few minutes ago, it’s 1640 now, looked at my paperwork and tell the receiver, “This isn’t mine, I had on white rice, this is brown rice, and a different company.
So he runs his hands over his face, and says, “I just gave that other guy yours then.”

So I get to go down the steps, get in my truck on the scales and tell him on the CB, and amazingly he had one and it was turned on, so he came back and we swapped paperwork.
He weighed out 400 lbs less than my truck, and showed 400 lbs more product, so my truck just got more money!
According to my figures $9.75, so my part $2.44!

I see an Ice cream sandwich with my name on it!

 

Friend says he takes his wife everywhere... But Da## it, she always finds her way back.