The journey begins - purchased a truck.

If I stay home that much, I may end up divorced, that would be expensive..

 

mine had 1,032,000 on a inframe when I replaced it. Was still running great, never added oil and it was set at 600 hp.

 

I’ll take waking up to a hot pot of fresh coffee and the Webasco going full blast on a cool 15 below morning when the Urge hits minutes after waking up and know I have a means to meet the Urge .

I have been camped out at dairies and farms for 12 hour waits on a regular basis.

I wouldn’t make an animal go into most of those facilities much less use them if they are usable.

What is more disgusting?

I take a heavy duty trash bag and throw it over the bucket and the seat that is mounted to it.

Nothing needs to be cleaned.

Do my business and wrap it up and pull it out of the bucket and throw it into another sealed disposal bucket that has a airtight lid and stores in the side box until the first convenient disposal facility is found .

Or you guys running across the parking lot on a cold rainy morning with half a fart running down your leg only to burst into the barely clean facilities only to find 3 of the 5 busy and the other 2 clogged.

Than the first available facility a unshaven dirty wreck of a individual exits without you truly noticing his lack of hygiene due to you total desperation at this point of your Urge.

Only after you come to your senses after fulfilling your bodies urges to turn your insides out do you realize the complete stench your sitting in is not a familiar scent but of some SubHuman that you passed on his way out as you entered.

 

I NEVER use the public restrooms. I always have at least 4 showers on my card, and burn them when needed.

 

All fine and dandy when available. I’m all about using the shower bathroom at Loves and Pilot also when convenient.

40 years with IBS. You get a 5 minute warning somedays.

 

I only use restrooms where they have virgin free range unicorns you can dry your hands on, on the way out.

 

I figured you had a liter box next to your cats. Or do you share with kitty?

 

Kitty has her own box. I'm at 15+ years and have yet to use my truck for a toilet.

 

Free range Unicorns is a hoax. Everybody knows their cage raised but passed off as Free Range.

Sucker born every minute.