What if it Snows?

I do not repeat, do not like Drs or Dentists. I have a history on my medical charts...lol.

 

Well.

2 hours early, in the tain for my appointment, no one ahead, but they going to make me wait until 1330 to turn on the pit to unload, since that’s my appointment.

The tain has turned to snow.

 

I had an argument with a dentist once..
I don’t think he understood what I was saying with a mouthful of cotton and bleeding, but I think he got the point.

I had insurance with $0 deductible and he wanted me to pay $100 afterwards.
Finally had to give him $100, then the sob made me wait til the very last week that year to give me my reimbursement.

I hope the tooth fairy visited him..

 

I've actually been ask to leave a Dentist office. Wife went in for an appointment at the same place. Got into a disagreement and tore them a new ###. Don't mess with Cowgirls, copy.

 

How come when you get a shot.. everyone, including the doctor, looks away?
I watch them, it freaks them out..

 

Everytime I get a shot I look right at it. I don't want to take a chance of spilling a drop!

 

Why can't you just drink it?

 

Snowplows are dangerous to snowflakes, I think that's why they quit using them.

 

1515, me and the missus still in our jammers and drinking coffee, and the turkey isn't in the oven yet. Nor is the oven pre-heated.

Somebody should do something about that........

But first, I gotta have another coffee.