What if it Snows?

It’s getting worse.
I just paid $85 to watch a woman take advantage of a small child poster while having to do squats..
I feel dirty, and taken advantage of..

 

. I had that fustercluck yesterday in Santa Rosa NM which led to a WTF moment when the guy in the lane next to me (next day auto transport wood lake IL. ) Ford dually with a 3 car trailer hops in his truck and doesn’t pull up. I switched to def and wondered why the guy was being a jerk and not pulling up with other people in line. Well it was because he was being a literal jerk (jerking his gerkin) I really wish I could unsee that.

 

I’m good for another 2 years...
A young woman doctor did the exam.. it was weird.
Sit down, hold your arms out at distance, and don’t let het push your arms down..
then not let her push them up.
She may have weighed 110 soaking wet.
Then she wanted me to squeeze her fingers, I told her we may have to let the ole lady come back and waive their one person in the room at a time rule.

She wanted to know why.
“I’m not falling for it, she’s not busting in here and catching me holding hands with a very pretty lady. She’s going to be in the room for this one.”
I now realize... I’ve been trained.
Maybe that’s why I feel taken advantage of..

So then we get the ole lady involved.
then I had to squeeze her fingers.. she told me I didn't squeeze hard enough, and try again..I told her I didn’t think she’d want me to crush them.. and other people outside might not like her, “Do it again, harder this time.” saying

That made her blush and my ole lady say “You see what I gotta put up with?”

I must’ve failed again, these test are getting difficult.
But I’m good for another 2 years and got away with holding another woman’s hands in public and in view and with permission of the ole lady.

 

I could have gotten a unicorn???? I just got a baby fur seal. FML. The cab smells like fish.....

 

Go with their smoked ham. Can't be beat.

 

Maybe you should add some pierogies to the plate and make it a real meal?