What if it Snows?

. X neighbor was his passing mourned by many people? Maybe it was a private affair just you and a backhoe in attendance.

 

It was a woman, a spiteful lady, who hated everyone and everything.
My ole lady stopped me from going down there with... evil intent,
Instead the lady was.. well she moved and that mess settled down.
It’s been about 7 years or so now.

Her house is a mile from mine, I don’t know why she did that, I didn’t even know her, like I don’t know who lives there now, just some guy, don’t know his name nor care to learn.
Old saying, good fences make good neighbors.

I guess it worked out better, when she moved, I’d have probably ended up in prison, if ole lady hadn’t stopped me, her house was going to go up in a...

 

Lmao. I don't know who would be faster about ending scum like that, my wife or me? We don't have kids, and may not be able to, so while we aren't the types to take our pets out in public for no reason, they are undoubtedly spoiled.

 

And here I thought I'd end up on the list.

 

Why?

What have you done?
Pictures of offense and a short essay explaining may work.

 

This is falling into the pattern of the Darwin Awards rather quickly.

Darwin Awards: Evolution In Action