J.B.H Dedicated

Really? The fact that they're on every watch list in every scale house in the continental United States and the more civilized parts of Canada doesn't mean anything? The fact that every time one of their trucks is pulled in for inspection the inspector puts on a full hazmat suit including respirator, says fifteen Hail Marys, and makes sure his will is in order doesn't seem strange?
How about when one of their trucks arrives at the receiver and the gate guard denies them entrance because "We already have one of your trucks here and we don't think our sanity can handle two of you at once".
Being banned from the major tire shops is another sign...something about committing unnatural acts with a five gallon bucket of wheel grease and then fighting the staff when they tried to remove the object of his affection.
I see some major corporate image problems here. Or am I expecting too much?

 

WHEN WILL THIS PERSECUTION END? We are but a peaceful community!

 

Those sound like desparaging words to me.......I'll wait for our CEO to respond to these baseless accusations....

 

Good God, it was the 1" impact, wasn't it?

 

My pal Jerry Moyes was right, when you near the pinnacle of excellence in an industry, more and more people will take "cheap shots" at you. My "Lease And Not Own" program certainly has people talking. My closest competitor Juan's Lawn care and Truck Leasing can't understand my sudden success. I just tell him it's all about people, I have the finest crew working for me that minimum wage could possibly atract. In addition to that we treat our leasees like family, we learn their names, their birthdays, their spouses names their crazy relatives names and police records.

BYOB&CBD striving to serve mankind in a gentle, thoughtful manner, with a lease tailored to your position in society.

 

Last week I was able to afford name-brand mayo that wasn't on sale!

 

Juist because it was a few months out of date doesn't mean it was all bad....

 

Better probiotics, if anything.

 

The BEST probiotics come out of a Mexican. Of course, they’re not near as flavorsome as a Kentuckian. And, since I don’t really need to give probiotics much attention, well... the Mexicans are safe.