What if it Snows?

Was once told it was any woman you were caught with not your legal wife.
Also, woman found by man while seeking "strange".
I actually; year ago, had a very nice looking lady tell me "Everybody needs a little strange".
Me; being young and not too worldly, did not pursue her remark. I often reminisce on her comment.

 

Couple of things one should live by: Hit hard... Hit first.

 

I'm sitting here, with my cold coffee and Swiss cheese on rye à la Volvo, and I realize that someone's backing beeper has been on continuously for a half hour.

No air brakes, no nothing.....just the beeper.

I didn't know such a thing was possible.....

 

First 2 blows go like this...

1st to the nose, 2nd to the throat.

A man that cant see cant fight, a man that cant breath dont want to fight.

 

Auto shift left in reverse with the brakes set.

 

Ah. I forgot.

The autoshift on my old truck would stay in gear unless I pushed the "N" button.

The new one goes to "N" automatically when I set the brakes.

My company doesn't spec reverse beepers, either, for which I am thankful.

 

Ah, Detroit style. Very nice.

 

You do realize constant exposure like that will damage your hearing. If you lose your hearing, you wont be able to pass the medical exam anymore and wont be ale to drive commercially.

Wait. 50 pages later and you only just realized the spelling used a "u" instead of a "e". Whistles