What if it Snows?

In north Carolina you could only drive a moped less than 60ccs after a couple DUIs.

 

We drink & drive all the time.....on the ranch.

 

He'll be getting a sizeable Bill from Emergency Services

 

'He Chose His Home': Woman Stunned As Pet Cat Turns up With Puppy in His Mouth
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Woman's Frantic Reaction After Cat Brings Chipmunk Into ...

 

Wonder what the owner charges you to drive it, and if he has monthly offerings. Getting to old to figure on any longer.
Actually I buy my bananas two at a tine now, one for today and one for tomorrow.

 

"Finish work". That is how such a job is referred to.

 

Skipped some pages, did you? Well, here is what you are required to do ...?????? (Fill in some requisites)

 

So.
I got up this morning at Collins Mo at the lil pilot.
Walked inside got a drink, walked back out, looked at tires, all good, see nothing hanging/falling/ breaking etc. go to next step.
Ignition!
(So I skipped some i know oil is good etc.)
During ignite, I think I hear a lil bit of cussing and yelling, followed with an electrocution.

Hmm.
I look out the left mirror, then the right mirror, and see nothing.
So then I step down, walk around.
Nothing.
For some reason I pulled the metal door(below drivers door) down, and on the battery box lies a dead squirrel that’s had the shock of his life.
And the big F U from him, either before the shock or during, he’s either kicked or chewed on an airline, as I hear an air leak, so I had to throw his crispy remains out, and unloading now on a load that paid 100/ton for dog food(wow that’s gonna raise that price up considerably)
And now I gotta find the air leak.

Shocking experience?

 

Along with N95 Mouth Bra