What if it Snows?

Don't know about the message, but it could be pointing out an example.. What with lighter loads (freight vs logging) and improved roads (IS vs log roads) it has caused a lot of drivers to demand more the 350 HP....Need that to automatically shuttle on down the road at 70+. ((Sarcasm))

 

Looks like the model is strait out of a booze add.....

Literally cut out of the add with a good razor blade and pasted to the other photo.

 

Dave just helps folks out... Completely.

 

My good @Opus Thank you for your concern about my material. I can assure you, I'm stocked up for a very long time with material. It's 2022 after all, and I haven't even finished off all my 2020 stuff. Thanks to stupid people, dumb politicians, unbending religions and weird looking animals, I don't think there will be a supply chain issue with my material. Other industries may suffer, but I assure you my source for material will never run out as long as there are humans.

I would enclose a free taco coupon for you, to help ease your concerns and worries, but...well, how do I say this..I already used it. Multiple times even.

So Instead I give to you happy tacos. Please cherish it whenever you get hungry.


If you should need to taco about it, you know how to reach me. I'm always willing to shell out jokes. Lettuce pray and rejoice that here is no need for concern. That someone would be concerned about my material gives me a warm feeling from my head tomatoes.


You know why tomatoes are red right? They saw the salad dressing.

I know it seems like I'm playing ketchup here, but I relish these kinds of posts.

Well, better get going before I get mustard out.

I had a joke about German sausage, but it I decided it was the wurst of the bunch.

Crust me, I'm a baker.

This guy got angry with me at a pizza shop. I asked him straight up..."You wanna pizza me?!" He ran off before I could take a slice out of him with my pizza cutter!

Last but not yeast!

Weird going to the mall to have your picture taken with the Yeaster Bunny.

Never date a baker. Their kneady.

My cucumber got into some trouble, it turned into quite the pickle!

Herd that local burglars used a potato to break into a house. Though they think the evidence was planted.

I have a vegetable patch. It takes away my cravings for potatoes.

Friend of mine put tomatoes all over his face. In Heinz sight it wasn't a good idea. All he ended up managing to do was see red.

Anyone ever see Pirate of the Carrot-bean?

The carrot is not a dreamer. It's pretty grounded.

When hit with a ton of bad jokes, keep calm and carrot on!

Carrots help with your eyesight because they contain vitamin see.

Every time I put air in my tire, inflation goes up.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

Try putting coriander on your tomato. It's soup herb.



Sirscrapntruckalot - I got plenty of material. Never fear.

 

Well.

30 minutes, highway 60 E closed outside Seymour MO.
wrong way drunk woman crashed head on to pickup.

 

Your dad has me beat by 2 years

 

1970 was 5yrs prior to my arrival.

 

Did anyone realize it was 4th of July weekend?? I didn’t till the other half informed me that my presence was required at some pre-grand baby ceremony that’s been planned that I might have neglected to put on my schedule- evidently I’m not going to get away with waiting till the little fart can walk and not crap it’s pants to show some interest

 

1st grandbaby? Congratulations either way, spoil the hell out of it!!