What if it Snows?

There is a teenage female that lives near me. She has orange hair and seems to go out of her way to stay in a bad mood. I never miss a chance to smile at her and speak to her. It's really easy to offend her. I can do it just by saying good morning! I have a red Kenworth Baseball cap I sometimes wear when I walk outside. One morning not long ago she saw that red cap and I swear her eyes started bugging out!

 

which one? The breakage has been plentiful.

 

Offending snowflakes and tree huggers and college ignorant peoples should be an Olympic sport

 

@JolliRoger Yep, the old pete is drive able, Volt gauge don’t work, rest do, no AC yet, and needs rear axle tires.
but i only give $7500 for it.
Looks to have oil leak coming out by rocker box.
All that I can do.

Just have to get some time.

And there used to be a guy in town that’d paint a single color for $2500.
Unless Covid got him, might be a bit higher now, with inflation.

 

I don't have to say anything to offend these people. My presence does it because l'm tall obviously heterosexual and of anglo saxon decent I wear a baseball hat with an American flag on it and I have a tattoo of a celtic cross on my forearm...lol

 

What is so funny to me is in most cases you can live rent-free in their heads if you chose to. I try to just be a neighbor and let things slide. Generally speaking, it is also easy to trip them up when talking. Just change up your words and say something unexpected. A person that has been taught what to think not how to think in most situations will shut down and start calling you names. There is a guy I know that does this all the time. He once got an IHOP waiter so peeved off the guy quit!