What if it Snows?

This NEVER happens to me.

Husband And Wife Ask Each Other What They Want For Dinner Over And Over Until They Starve To Death

 

Careful. There's a big 'ol puddle of water over there if you go too far.
When you smell the weed and the poop, slow down and GOAL.

 

@Wasted Thyme language has changed so much, and we’re so afraid of offending anyone.

Reminds me of jokes...

A woman gets on to a bus, holding her unfortunately ugly baby.
The driver laughs and says "what an ugly kid!"

Fuming, the woman sits down and turns to the man next to her. "That driver was so rude to me. I should really give him a piece of my mind."

The man nods sympathetically. "You go tell him, I'll hold your dog."



My neighbor just walked by with two dogs.
I said to him, "I didn't know you had any dogs."

He replied, "They're not my dogs. They're my sister's."

I said, "Wow, your sisters are ugly!"

 

We'll just have to take our chances

 

Went and voted today. Sadly mom votes Democratic lol -
In other news apparently I have a groundhog in the yard. Have had moles forever but this is a new development. Hope he can swim.

 

guess they don’t like my business model…..

 

25 Hilarious Jokes from the 1980s That Will Stoke Your Nostalgia — Best Life

 

By the previous posted screen of theirs, They are focused on rate per mile so therefore more miles is more money. On that alone was pretty confident they would not be a load board of choice for me.

I would want to see daily/weekly/Monthly revenue. More accurately I want to see average revenue per day that my butt is not in the recliner. And I would prefer my week to be 4 (or 3) consecutive days on and 3 (or 4) consecutive off. Also would prefer to never sleep in a truck again.

 

Caddyshack (1980) - How About a Nice, Cool Drink? Scene (3/9) | Movieclips - YouTube

 

A Box of Mothballs usually sends them away, be sure to check if there's a Rear Way out of their Tunnel