What if it Snows?

I'm getting an early start.
I've always been an overachiever

 

See, just talking about it has helped... (I been swinging my pocket watch to and fro while we typed. Will just bill for it's use, as you was not on my couch.)

 

Sure @JolliRoger, appreciate the time.

 

Seems we have discovered a leaky airbag on the truck during the post trip. I guess we will be playing both mechanic and truck driver tomorrow!

 

Beans the wonderful fruit

 

Got to zoom in to see it, but Bullwinkle came to visit

 

Beans, beans, and trucked in fruit,
The more you eat, the more you poot;
The more you poot, the better you feel,
Tis why we eat them at every meal.

 

A few hours earlier....

 

The one who thinks he’s smarter than everybody failed his GED.
Per the agreement he’s going into the 10th grade with a beard/wannabe mustache.
He’d actually be graduating this year if he’d shape up and actually do something.

His sis was making fun of him earlier, and infront of his friends brought up how once I put him on “Guard Duty.”
maybe he shouldn’t have tried to tease her, she had the dirt on him.

Anyway, It’s kinda like when I got in trouble growing up, it wasn’t stand in corner, if it wasn’t belt or not very serious, it was “Sit on the Wall.”
For those not familiar with that, you lean against the wall,slide your back down til knees are straight.
Hold arms out infront of you as if your the chair.
It gets painful.

Anyway, slick used to not flush toliet, so one day, I went in after and seen the mess left in the bowl.
He got to stand all day on guard duty, and not allowed to flush, could leave the bathroom only if anyone else went in to use it, but had to tell them not to flush, if they flushed, he got a whipping.
It may not be in a good parenting guide, but that solved that problem.



The moral of this story.
Sometimes you need to know who your messing with.

 

Anybody else get this email today?