What if it Snows?

Ha! Laughin? Haven't heard of that in a looooong time.

 

Keep us updated as this story progresses... Sounds like front page material.

 

I completed my first week of "hands-on" training at my new local gig.

The weather here has been hot AF, and since I'm fat AF, all the getting in and out of the truck has been whipping the starch outta me.

Also, the cryo learning curve is pretty steep. I still feel like I'm tryna drink from a fire hose, but I'm catching on.

Everyone is very helpful and encouraging, and they all ask me not to quit.

I got my first paycheck, for the week I was sitting on my butt watching power point slides for safety orientation.


I am pleased......

 

"Please don't throw me in that briar patch."

Wooo...name that one, guys

 

Born and raised in a briar patch said Br’er Rabbit — I paid attention when Uncle Remus was teach’n

 

Ok, so without looking it up, how many of you guys know what Br'er means?

 

I didn't know but do now because Google but wont answer because I cheated

 

Let’s do a lil Throwback this Saturday morning..



Oh and… Good Morning?


Here’s a few jokes… I’ll try not to go overboard or overhead Flatbedders, this one’s for you…

Do you want to hear a construction joke?

Sorry, I’m still working on it.

Van/Reefers of late.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks.

Gotta save one for tanker yankers.

Why should you never trust stairs?

They’re always up to something.




When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?

When it becomes apparent.

 

see how that works?
The momma was right......cheaters never prosper