Do not work here. CROOKS THIEVES LIARS

Trouble with a Chicago based company?

 

So.....should I not work there because the company name is Road Knights and it's located in Schiller Park, IL? @Lonesome take it from here lol

 

Gee, where does one start?

ROAD KNIGHTS
SCHILLER PARK IL

Short, consise, but definately not to the point. A Cliffs Notes version would be better than this bit of drivel. C'mon, man, (or ma'am, as it may be), WE WANT AND DEMAND DETAILS! WHY SHOULD WE NOT WORK THERE???

Lets start with the first point. CROOKS. In what way were they to be considered crooks? Promises not in writing that were not kept? Did they maybe steal your crayons? Your lunch money? Your prom date? Your cute kitty cat? The tires from your bicycle? Ya know Nixon said "I am not a crook". So he wasn't there.

THIEVES. What sort of theft was involved? Hundreds of thousands of dollars? Freight theft? Copyright infringement? Did you notify the authorities about said theft? Police, FBI, CIA, Interpol,Texas Rangers? Was there a Sherriff's posse involved? Did the bunco squad get a call?

LIARS. This one gets vague. What was lied about? The running lanes? The free lunch at orientation? They promised fried chicken, and you got tofu? The scabby motel room? You expected a new white Volvo, and they gave you a 99 FLD instead? And how many of them were considered liars? Were they both liars, AND thieves?

Care to elaborate, on any of the above?

 

Sometimes the road gets a little bumpy and you just need to hang on for the ride.

 

aww man, should I have them rip up my application??

 

I’m keeping mine. I like the company name. It has an honest and truthful vibe. Crooks, thieves and liars avoid places like that.

 

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CROOKS THIEVES LIARS

kinda reminds me of these 3 words....