Stay away from offshore transportation

Got it

 

Ya know, that's really not a lot of information provided. Our readers demand more! More pictures, more dirt, more names, more places, more times, more inuendo, more speculation, you know, MORE!

Care to elaborate?

 

No thanks, but thank you for the offer, it is well appreciated!

 

Everyone joins the illinois 1099 companies with to good to be true money…wait Speaking of Offshore.

What did the oil refinery plant say to the offshore drilling platform?
Send crudes.

A man is walking down a beach when he spots a bottle with a cork in it.
He opens the bottle and out comes a genie. The genie is grateful to be out of the bottle and offers the man three wishes to be granted.

The man first wishes for a billion dollars in an offshore Swiss bank account. There's a flash of light and in his hand is a receipt for a billion dollars in a Swiss account.

Next he wishes for a brand new red Ferrari. Another flash of light and right next to him is a brand new Ferrari with the keys in the ignition.

For his third wish he tells the genie he wants to become irresistible to women. A huge flash of light and he instantly becomes a box of chocolates.

We got a billion of em, but they’re all offshore.

 

Read what? You didn't day anything. I am certain most people have never heard of Offshore Transportation. No need to be cranky. Just give us the juicy details. If you were writing an essay in school, you'd either get an "incomplete" or an F. Here you'll get an incomplete. That gives you a chance to redo your post.

 

I thunk I was rather diplomatic in my original response, not my usual snarky self. I guess I was wrong....

 

I think the OP is on the fast track to a very short road.

 

Or stay