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Random LTL Rants (all are welcomed)

Discussion in 'LTL and Local Delivery Trucking Forum' started by road_runner, Jun 21, 2013.

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  1. Feb 9, 2014 #201
    Shaggy

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    awe, you have a boy-friend. you go girl.... lol
     
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  3. Feb 9, 2014 #202
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    Speak from experience, except the married part. Still laughing at everything.
     
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  4. Feb 9, 2014 #203
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    Figured I could get someone around here to smile for a change. Most people just cry and moan about getting their pallet jack stuck in the snow or stuff. :)
     
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  5. Feb 9, 2014 #204
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    yeah the wrong gender to smile, pallet jack is stuck under broken pallets ( hidden ) going on 24 weeks ( end of tour ) so far, so good.
    Time to change MOS, Pretend you are from SEAL Team 101 and Medal of Honor recipient walk into outta town dive bar, announce to the haggle tooths want to spread your DNA
     
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  7. Feb 9, 2014 #205
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    Exactly shaggys point. If you really do live in the middle of no where that will work. Can't work where I'm from though.

    Friends from wal-mart... No offense but I've NEVER seen a good looking girl work there... At least in NY and PA
     
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  8. Feb 9, 2014 #206
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    I had a friend in the military. He was Russian, I was German. We would go through the bars convincing girls we were "Foreign exchange soldiers". We both had our accents down. It worked like a charm since we both were fluent in our languages. We got more ### than a toilet seat :)
     
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  9. Feb 9, 2014 #207
    Shaggy

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    Neither have I, sussy is sussy. 3 holes game on and no regrets
     
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  10. Feb 9, 2014 #208
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    Tell the ladies you are French Foreign Legion ( speak german ). Sounds like special forces. panty dropper
     
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  11. Feb 9, 2014 #209
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    I was actually trying to join them. My application was turned down until I could get a visa back into Europe. I am still waiting for it to get approved. By the way, the FFL is THE best professional army in the world.
     
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  12. Feb 9, 2014 #210
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    So is the DHS / TSA defeating terrorism. :mlaugh:
     
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