Random LTL Rants (all are welcomed)

I got a rant which may get me banned for a week or two....

So we double or triple out of our terminal to our delivery areas. Once we get to our delivery cities, we have designated drop yards to break our sets. Once a trailer is done, I back it against my next trailer with it slightly off centered so I can open both doors and get in to swing over my pallet jack/handcart/extra straps. I always leave the bills for each trailer in the back of the trailer just in case another driver gets tasked to deliver it.

Ok, so that was my setup... here is my actual rant.

I was already having a crap day. I was so hung over from "Thirsty Thursday" that I could barely function. Got stuck with a different route since someone else overindulged more than me and called in sick. Started my morning drinking a two liter bottle of diet coke to rehydrate. I know caffein does not hydrate so leave me alone on this one. Got my first of three trailers done in record time. Then backed against my second trailer when I realized I now had to "dehydrate". I was blocks away from the nearest rest facility, so I thought "hell, I just backed these two trailers back to back and the offset will make a nice private area".

Climbed in my trailers, swung over the tools...as I jumped down with all the delivery receipts in hand, a strong breeze caught me. The sudden breeze blew my delivery receipts straight down at the very bottom where I just peed.

OMG... then another breeze blew them all out of the routing package to create a nice spread. I quickly dropped down to grab as many as I could before they would all fly away. The pant leg of my right knee was completely soaked as the DRs started to absorb the rest of it. IT WAS SO GROSS.

I managed to save all of them. The fact that they were all drenged kept them from flying off. I put them back in the now translucent routing slip and placed them on my dash. Put on defroster to dry them off. WORST IDEA EVER, the entire cab now filled up with the stench of urine. My hangover quickly became an afterthought since I was too busy gagging and trying not to vomit. I never touched them with my hands after that, I just signed them with my work gloves on. I apologized to each of the customers for "spilling some water" on their paperwork.

Worst day ever.