Magnum ltd - fargo, nd

Actually that is how I picture many people who are employed by Magnum, and not just dispatch

 

Yep, talked with Joey this AM and had a load from Sumner, Wa to Denver, when I got the load offer the Denver run was cancelled and he has me picking up in Olympia and heading to the cities.....be good for a 3400 mile week

 

Hey I'm stopping in Spokane tonight if I can get loaded in time...

 

I'm gonna be behind you my friend. Unload this evening and then head towards the Pilot in Tumwater (already reserved a spot) and load tomorrow @ 1100. Be safe!

 

Yea, that's me.... That way I don't hear the self centered know it all #####ing and moaning that some truck drivers can't help but spewing....
I just hear my own farts... Which are quite pleasant

Just call me the #### head in 1558......

 

OMG... Didn't have a load confirmation number on my load offer... Couldn't check in without it! I had to CALL Matt and he wasn't there waiting on my phone call!! What the hell!! I then called the main number and got Joey. He looked it up and gave me the right number. I had to make TWO phone calls... I'll never get those minutes back....
Now I just got a door 45 MINUTES after my appt time. The Magnum Office is ####ed up and now Simplot is out to get me.
This sucks.....

 

Y'all ain't gonna believe where I'm at. Go ahead, just try to guess.

 

You must have played this game before.

I figure as long as I'm working for the new division Magnum, NJR (New Jersey Regional) I might as well make the best of it. This Carolina boy has perfected the art of yelling out the window in a jersey accent, "AOOOHH I'm drivin' heeere"

 

Smart arse