Random LTL Rants (all are welcomed)

Yeah, so I was getting poop faced drunk one night chatting with some friends about the good ol days in Iraq. Someone asked me if I would do it all over again and I was like f### yeah bro. I'd sign up tomorrow if they would let me.

Thought had me thinking so I looked up jobs for prior service members for the armed forces. The Air Force won't take me back unless I went SOF. But then checked with the army and they had a whole long list out. I was squinting as I went down the list. Lots of openings for 11B (infantry). I was a 2T1 (Vehicle Operator) in the Air Force... And sure enough there it was.. openings for E-3 - E-5 for 88M (Motorpool). They also accept sister service members that worked the direct counterpart job.

One phone call later I found myself inside their recruitment office. The SSgt that I talked to was puzzled. "We usually recruit kids out of HS or college guys. Says you are 34 with combat experience in Iraq. We really need 88 mikes, and we would love to throw you back in. But first I gotta ask... You survived one campaign and got out... Why the hell would you wanna come back?"

I gave him my lengthy answer and he was like "drop some weight and fill this 36 page application out", then we will talk some more. That is what I am doing. 6 lbs left to go

 

Working on my letter of resignation. I wanted to print it out tonight so I can submit it in the AM. But my POS printer is holding my letter hostage until I buy new ink. Here is what I wrote.