My advice to drivers that pee out of their trucks.

And I'm not saying paying outside as illegal. I do it all the time. But if you're in a place where people are watching you, then there's a problem

 

I'd be lying if I said I hadn't grabbed a bottle or two to piss in, or snuck between the fuel tank on the passenger side when the urge hit on a desolate road, but one thing I haven't and will not do, is whip open the drivers door to let it rain down for all to see. lol

 

People make things so complicated. Just carry a bottle and use it for emergencies. Seal it until you are leaving and dump it on the on ramp while you are slow. Nobody walks there or has to smell it. Rain will clear it up. I got this for a quarter at a thrift shop.

 

Ever crap in a coffee cup?

 

Uh....No?
It's a joke, son, It's a joke. (In a Foghorn Leghorn voice)

Maybe you should move to India.
I was cruising the inter-webs and came across a TED Presentation on You Tube
about "open defecation on the streets in India." WHAAAT?
Some Indian woman in the picture, no less.
Couldn't bring myself to click on it.
Appeared to be extolling the virtues of;
" it's a natural function,"
"You can chat w/ grandma while - " /whatever.
Hard to imagine just what could be presented as a positive?

Not so positive if you don't watch your step.

 

Ahhh....the bleeding hearts. Give them a shovel.

 

Pee bottles are gross. Just piss in the grass or something. I’m not about to be transporting piss in my cab.

 

I just don't understand. Leaving the Pilot in Big Springs, NE this morning. I see a truck (yes, white Volvo) that looked to have breaked all night in the no-parking space between the scale and the end of the pumps. I observe a younger male individual exit the passenger door and proceed towards the trees an the north edge of the property, carrying a white bag like you get at most every store. I assume he's a POS and is going to throw this into the trees. I proceed toward the stop sign and look in my right mirror and I'll be damed if he doesn't squat next to one of the jersey barriers that's along the entrance drive. Mind you it's broad daylight, and it wasn't too much further to walk inside to a restroom.

I had the opinion when I observed the truck and the individual, he was probably from eastern Europe somewhere, probably spoke little English. What's with these people?

 

Maybe he has butt herpes and didn't want to infect thousands of other truckers who will come sit on the seat behind him... Thankgod for small favors....