My advice to drivers that pee out of their trucks.

I just thought that he was being thrifty in saving the bag for another crap cause there was still more room in there.

 

Oh dear. I hope not.

 

I once left the truck stop building at Kingdom City Petro in Missouri to see a trail of fluid running down the parking lot. I assumed it to be a coolant leak and followed it to the truck, whereupon I looked up to see a Prime driver pissing out the driver's door, not 100 feet from the truck stop building. Stay classy, Prime.

 

Sometimes I wake in the morning
And I really have to go
I look at that door of the truck stop
Can I make it? I don't know

So I find the truck beside me
And I let it go on his wheel
When I finally finish
I proclaim "Better, that's how I feel!"

- Dirty Bob

 

What s even worse is when I drove for Schneider at their former Fontana yard, I seen a woman open up her passenger window and poured out a bucket of pee.

And a few years ago at the TA in Cartersville, I seen a driver with his wife and young daughter walking back to truck with their shower bags, and as they were walking back to their truck, a driver leaving truckstop ran over a gallon jug of pee, and when it did, it got all over that little girl.

 

When I lived out of my truck, I used a portable(below) that you can easily find online. Or you can use a 1 gal used beverage carton. They can easily be poured down the sewer or in a wooded area BEFORE you leave the truck stop. I also used to keep an old 10 gallon paint bucket with bags for excrement. You can easily find portable travel potty's on line that are used with plastic bags. Dispose of the bag and store the container under your bunk or closet. In this day and age, finding a vacant much less clean stall at a truckstop can be a real challenge. And none of us want to make trips out of our truck at night.

There is no excuse.

 

A few weeks.ago I was at a wal mart in Nebraska who graciously allows us truckers to park there. The guy in front of me, a Kight driver, drove off and threw all of his trash out including one of those giant hawiaan punch jugs full to the brim with piss, disgusting. Sits all day but to lazy to walk his fat ### 50 yards to the trash can, . No wonder we can't park anywhere due to these sorry jokers, see it constantly.

 

I use one of those mini carabiners on my keyring to hook it to my belt loop. So, when i get out of the truck my hand is going towards the front right side of my pants... Way too many people assume i'm messing with my fly because of people like this.

 

This one time it was raining and I had to piss so I pulled over and did this very thing. Pissing right on my top step , with my door open. Staying nice and warm. Watching that piss flow all the way from close to the top of my steering wheel, all the way to the ground. I was on a desolate country road at like 0100 AM so I was fine--what kind of a sick weird #### does this in public?