But you know what really grinds my gears?

Get a cup with a handle so it cannot turn, at least in my cup holder it's like that.

 

Whats nice about driving a triple digit truck is that you can enjoy your coffee with your breakfast while sitting in the diner. Then blow past the casterated trucks watching those drivers spill their coffee all over their steering wheels and laps!

 

10-4! Shiny hiney and some high speed chicken feed!

 

Any time you'd like to borrow my mug, feel free; in fact, you can keep it. Might actually do ya' some good.

 

Lid on coffee cup. Don’t need no lid, just drive smooth.

Used to work with a english guy, used to drive taxi.
Told me the driving test they give as part of the licensing exam was in a non synchro transmission taxi. Said the examiner would put a glass of water on the dash, then have the driver run a test course. If you spilled the water, you failed the test.

 

Cowboy coffee always has grounds at the bottom. That's how you know it's real coffee.

 

Cowboys stir the old coffee grounds in the bacon grease to fry their eggs.

 

That's what the mustache is for. Filtering out the coffee grounds.