Where is everyone #5

I have a question: Why would anyone ask YOU that?

 

Happy Easter, fellas!!!!

 

I finally come a sneakin in bout 11 last night. Didn't hit the Jake's at the curve and idled up the county road. Just eased the truck off the side and walked up the drive. She never ceases to amaze me, sittin on the couch with a plate nuked in the microwave, she made Roast and Taters yesterday. So I ask her how the hell you know I'm coming?


Says she can hear me turn off 67 on to 37, horse pucky if you ask me that's 3 #### miles

 

I didn’t say that I agreed with the second one. I can, however, see that one being written by a male.

The first one is like, “how to be a great fisherman” told by the fish point of view. It would have you licking dorsal fins and stuff.

 

Never underestimate the perception of a woman.

 

It’s an acronym joke.

 

What happened here boys, I come to check in and everybody is talking about "feelings"? Who are you, and what did you do with my #5 friends?lol.

Happy Easter gents!

 

Man I'm sorry to hear this. 'Bout ya buying the farm, just too sad. Well, RIP brother.

 

Thats total Bull sheet too.