What if it Snows?

Rarely. I think I had 3 in the 5 years at L.S. and those were mostly junk filler loads so no real loss.

But my B.S. load detector was always maxed and peaked. And my tolerance for B.S. before explicative explosion has a lower threshold than Dave.

 

has he ever groped you, or made unwanted advances? no means no...

 

Im doubling down on the steering wheel holder life, already got a white volvo lined up for me . Gonna have to start drinking mountain dew to get my belly bigger so i can wear a tshirt 2 sizes to small to go with my stained sweatpants and flip flops and beer gut hanging out. Oh wait ! I almost forgot the fingerless gloves

 

Show me on the doll where he touched you.

 

the Christmas party is always a dangerous time. a few drinks, a little flirting...

 

I don’t care what I have to say.
I couldn’t see myself wasting the weekend, and maybe monday at the DFW terminal.

In the end, empty I get around 6.5 mph, so less than $200 in fuel and I will be home for most weekend

 

I kid u not there was a flatbedder in idaho at a rest area the other day. He was walking around with only underwear and a wife beater except the wife beater was cut off right under his man boobs and they were hanging everywhere. He was about 65 years old and it was 28 degrees outside n snowing lol i walked into rest area n came back n he stared me down the whole way. I never been so creeped out n my life lol

 

It can be a slimy business. Make friends when you can, and keep a well documented account of anyone who f'd you over. A small group of reliable people who pay fair, pays better than scumbags who pay great.
Anyone tried a IHOP burger. Thinking about ordering one but it doesn't seem right. Really want a omellet but eggs haven't been kind to me recently.

 

If your going the Volvo route, the sweatpants are not going to make it. Big 5 sporting goods is having a sale on adidas track suits.

 

Lmao i need to grow some thick dark chest hair and let it all hang out of my track suit