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What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

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  1. May 25, 2020 #40071
    otterinthewater

    otterinthewater Road Train Member

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    I have two rules.

    1. there will be NO taking a dump in my truck.

    2. European swallows can not carry a coconut;
    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!
     
    Last edited: May 25, 2020
    Reason for edit: Edited because I’m a moron.
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  3. May 25, 2020 #40072
    lovesthedrive

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    Monty Python refference. LOVING IT
     
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  4. May 25, 2020 #40073
    MACK E-6

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    Your punishment is to switch to a liftgate trailer and do liftgate deliveries with a pallet jack next time it’s taining. :biggrin_25523:
     
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  5. May 25, 2020 #40074
    D.Tibbitt

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    Somewhere in wyoming
     
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  7. May 25, 2020 #40075
    HillbillyDeluxeTruck

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    So its a rule that anyone who rides in your truck has to take a dump in it? Or its a rule that you take a dump in it?
     
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  8. May 25, 2020 #40076
    MACK E-6

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    I think it’s a warning to any possible visitors of the potential for a smell. :eek:
     
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  9. May 25, 2020 #40077
    lovesthedrive

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    Some things just dont need asking or getting an answer to. LOL
     
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  10. May 25, 2020 #40078
    Judge

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    Old song, with pictures of a ton of old trucks.
    Haven’t heard this one in years..
     
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  11. May 25, 2020 #40079
    otterinthewater

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    Yes.
    LOL.
     
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  12. May 25, 2020 #40080
    Espressolane

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    Ok, so gotta ask what the fixation about doing liftgate work in the tain?
     
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