What if it Snows?

Cue the educational lesson.

 

Why did I just get a feeling of deja vu?

 

An employee goes to see his supervisor. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."
"Sorry, but we're short-handed," the boss replies. "I can’t give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," says the employee. "I knew I could count on you!"


Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

 

Today, at one of my stops, a three legged kitty popped out of the shrubs. Missing almost 100% of a front leg. Took a seat and proceeded to supervise my activities. After I finished and waiting for forklift dude, I got some chicken from the fridge. Tripod cat was quite happy.

 

HHMmmmm, not sure about that. Seems to be missing things.

 

I know just one time i will get a pm done on my truck and they wont cover half the engine in oil..atleast wipe it up good grief... just thought they didnt tighten filter couple oil spots on ground... nope all over frame and all the other parts on that side of engine in typical ta fashion

 

Where do I book that?

 

On the way into the remnants of Tropical storm Cristobal.



On the way out....



What the satellites said...

 

A couple from Toucumcari the other day.

 

It’s been a long hot, humid 4-5 days. I’m on a 34. I’m going to sleep.

be well.