What if it Snows?

Just channeling my inner @otterinthewater

 

Last week I gave my wife an orgasm and it made me very happy, until she spit it back at me.

 

Because they are afraid you will think for yourself and use some horror of all horrors common sense!

 

Ok.
So it tained like an hour, I mean tain, big time, flooded the ditch walkway to the office of the shipper.
It was deep.

“Judge, how deep was it?”
The Judge says it was over the top of a pair of boots.
“Now Judge, you’re exaggerating, right?”
you ask.
I just pulled my boots off, and dumped water out of them, of course my socks soaked up a ton of it.

The lady in the office said, “I walk through that to my car every time it tains.”

I told her, if she was about 30 years younger and we both weren’t engaged in a somewhat decent relationship, we could go play in the tain, and dance around the flooded walkway/ditch, but now we’d just get pneumonia and divorced.

She thought it was funny.

 

My luck changed too.
My load was changed last minute.
Same product, different destination.
Only goes 28 miles.
I’m 10 miles from destination already.
I was ready to roll tonight, but, I’m sitting in Beautiful DOWNTOWN West Memphis Ar.!!!
At the old Williams..pilot now..

Wait Knight trying to back beside me

 

I had a flat tire on the way to the beer plant.

4 hours waiting for a service truck, tire guy said they had to divert him because the truck originally coming to me broke down.

I'm 4hrs late to the delivery, and have to wait while they finish unloading a rail car of corn syrup.

After an hour, they come out to unload me.

A faulty valve inside the plant is preventing me from unloading. Maintenance is "working on it."

Every time I try to knock together a sandwich, they come out and say, "Let's try it one more time..."

Which they just said again.....


. . .

Ok, now I'm pumping off.

My 14 is up in 18 minutes

I have to try and figure out a place to roost, 'cause I can't stay here.

I'm almost thinking that, even though I'm supposed to be heading north, it might be better to head south. If the Staunton rest area is full, should be a spot waaaaaaay in the back at White's in Raphine.

8am pickup near Harrisburg PA officially in the dumper; ditto the 10 am Friday delivery to Memphis.

Ok, I'm gonna make a sandwich now, gettin' a little "hangry"......

 

Anyway, Knight came, he saw, he failed miserably on setup and Is driving off.

So, I’m stuck here, listening to the “New” guy trying to use the “old snowman” CB handle while still peddling dope, 20 years later.
Bad thing is, they get people with that gig to keep it up this long.
Now they’ve got 3 different cops, one is a woman.


So I get to unload at 0700 tomorrow morning, and run back and forth to help them load a barge. $170/load 28 miles, 30 minute load, 5 minute, maybe unload.

 

Duct Tape,. and lots of it, or spray paint

 

None yet, just spot checks and handing out brochures

 

Nope, it's wide open