What if it Snows?

Just need the farm tractor. Alas you would need the land as well. Yet at less than a acre you wont need more than a garden tractor.

 

That charge was not in the books when I was caught in a watermelon patch late one night,
Lot of mumbo jumbo bout thief and da sheriff and jail was thrown in

 

Had an acre before. Just needed a John Deere riding mower. Back 1/4 acre was orange grove. Got $1k each season from the pickers.

 

Careful... You will become one of the "rich" and have to share.

 

That have something to do with the specific gravity of water vs urine, or is it just the oil slicks floating it away?

 

Folks in Kissimmee still "Live in an Orange Grove"?

 

Ya think he might be with the Mob,and selling "protection"? Might inquire...

 

Whites done.. yellow not, called that OM around here, over medium..

I don’t know, think it was a combination, I could smell it with the windows up, and a bad nose.
Or the guy that couldn’t back had a bad battery.

 

Don't waste time wishing,,, BORROW. (If it is in good shape.) Got friends who call me asking to lend,
so I will fix their stuff up enough to use.

 

Yep.

I was walking into a K-Mart years ago, and the monitor was above the door as you're walking in.

I saw a guy dressed in the same clothes I was wearing. There was a flash of light as he went off screen.

"What the heck was that flash?" I wondered.

When I got home I asked Mrs Skillet, "Am I going bald in back?"

She says, "Uh, YEAH! Didn't you know?"

"No." I said, and told her about K-Mart.


She laughed so hard for about 10 minutes, she was on her hands and knees gasping for breath.

Every time she walked past me, for the rest of the day, she'd start chuckling.

I copped a bit of attitude, what with the ribbing and the baldness and all that going bald entails.

She came over behind me where I was sitting, put her arms around my neck, gave me a big smooch on my bald spot, and leaned toward my ear and said:

"I still love ya anyway, ya big goof!"

I'm okay with it now.