What if it Snows?

I stand corrected........

 

Judge, you say, I bet holidays at your house is fantastic!!
We know you wouldn’t give to hoops in well, you know that good old hot place known as down under the Earth’s molten core.

Well now, Our holidays are great!!!
For about an hour, then just a lot of people who annoy me, and could care less if I died in front of them.
Oh, they’d probably wait about 30 minutes to an hour to make sure, then call for a hearse.

Anyways, as last year one conversation I remember, where was “daddy and them gonna stay?”

Me, “Oh that’s simple, there’s a couple of places I can think of, holiday inn, motel 6, Ramada?”

“Uh! Daddy can’t stay there?!!”

“Why not? I stay in a truck, at least he’ll have indoor plumbing, I mean, it might splash back in the face, but the thought was there.

I don’t think daddy would like sleeping in the floor, or couch, cause sure as you know me, I’m not giving him my bed, and you’re not giving him your side of the bed, It’ll be all mine if you do I’ll have more room than just the very edge while laying on my side.“

Authors note.
I sure hate that, a lot of times in my truck I still find myself waking up on the very edge of my bed.

Anyway.
To lighten the mood, and think back to the good old days before everyone had to skip concerts and get no refunds...
Here’s a guy who always had a way with words, before we lost him this year..

 

Well we can respectfully disagree.

 

I only run cheap rock and lumber loads . Only the short haul central point millionairs could afford hotels and rental cars . The rest of us are stuck with beefaroni for dinner and gummy bears for desert

 

In this thread? We dont know the word rain. We only know it in the insult manner of tain. Please keep this in mind here. Carry on driver.

You stand at your keyboard? Most of us sit. So we would be "sit corrected".. Yet then again these are weird times and I know nothing and I can prove it.

Except for when your staying at a motel and making a post of liking the looks of your truck from the room your staying in?

 

we may need to test you for sleep apnea.

 

What?

Whatfir? (Yes spelled that way intentionally.)

Why do you want to keep so many accounts?
Are you trying to hide money from yourself?
Or are you trying to “wash” it?

I have 3 accounts.
Business, all proceeds from trucking go here.
All expenses for trucking come out of here, including my paycheck.
My account. All my bills come from here ie lights, water
My other account.
Was putting money back.. I don’t know what happened, but it hadn’t grown in quite sometime, it appears that somebody quit putting money back for me.

Im going to have a long serious discussion about this with myself.

 

Probably what this driver said when he woke up this morning

 

You should’ve told him that’s a no parking zone, looks like he’s gonna get a ticket for it.

Shame.

 

Ya ever notice, the more it costs, the worse it is?