Does my "holy grail" of trucking companies exist?

@TB John may have what you’re looking for.

 

Long hauls and not willing to run coast to coast typically don't mix well

 

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Thank you J J but I must remind people that I'm not a trucking company per se, just the means to an end, leasing fine vehicles to astute trucker/businessmen so they can go forth with confidence to obtain that high paying freight that abounds everywhere. Like low hanging fruit,

By the way, perhaps you might be interested in the position of Marketing Director with BYOB&CBD. That job might suddenly become vacant if a certain someone (@Lonesome ) doesn't come down off their high horse and reduce their ridiculous salary demands.

 

High Horse? Did I hear that right?

All I wish is for ALL promised funds to be deposited in that offshore bank account you have all the numbers on. No more, no less. I know you and Inga are a, well lets say couple, and in an expecting way,and I want no part of that. Just what I am owed. Once that happens, I will destroy the 8MM film I have, and I will gladly go back to promoting @TB John , and BYOB&CBD. You know darn well BYOB&CBD was just a shot in the dark, a one trick pony, if I may, until I came along.I lifted up from the 123rd largest leasing company(but growing exponentially every day) to the industry leader they are today. And it was MY idea for you to branch out into the wide world of CBD! Which now accounts for about $50.00 a month or so!

Remember, Guido and Morty are personal friends of mine, and I still have @Frank Speak on speed dial.Awaiting your reply.....

 

I won't argue that you haven't helped me move from the 123rd largest leasing company to the 121st, and for that I'm grateful but your expense report is way out of line. You claim to feed clients Champagne and prime rib while I know it's really Pilot roller dogs and Gatorade. Tickets to the theater are really just bootleg copies of old Indiana Jones movies. To insinuate that Inga and I are a couple is ridiculous. That lady has very high standards which unfortunately I will never meet. Also if you had attended the BYOB&CBD Wings and Gizzards Extravaganza as stated in your contract, you would have seen for yourself she is definitely NOT in the "family way". What she can do on a trampoline is breathtaking.

Also, Guido and Morty are quite formidable, but they haven't come up against Ardis and Mobley who can definitely hold their own in a tussle. Pehaps @Frank Speak would like to know a certain someone who claims to be from Indiana actually has a certain percentage of Kentuckian running through his veins.

 

Have you personally priced roller dogs at the Pilot lately? No, didn't think so. You're used to the finer things in life, and a Pilot rollerdog ain't one of 'em! With my expense account,(which YOU approved) roller grill items, like Tornados are what i can afford. And you were the one who recommended Indiana Jones movies. IIRC, you even gave me the Sony BetaMax player,and the old console RCA TV, to show them. Something along the lines of "them ol' scutters won't notice anything, just get 'em to sign everywhere needed".About Inga, well.....lets just say that the movie I have don't lie. And I told you, I can't do buzzard wings, and plankton based gizzards. Doctors orders.
I know Ardis and Mobley can hold their own, especially when that old grease monkey you hired, (Duke is it?) gets involved.But I'm still going with Guido and Morty, if I can spring them on bail. And ol' @Frank Speak knows I've never been south of the OH10 river.

Just in case you've forgotten, that bank account number is 02. Normally wouldn't spread that over the wide internet, but we're all friends here.

 

Buzzards wings and plankton based gizzards? I'll have you know those were finest (although deeply discounted for some reason) chicken parts Tyson could supply. I'm sorry you missed out. Anyways, I have to go and unclog a toilet in the mens room, a couple of the guests really "punished the porcelain" last night if you catch my drift.