What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. Judge

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    You know, i thought of something I’ve never seen before, but, if someone would stage it, we’ll split the funny video prize.
    It’s my intellectual property and all,
    Anyway, have an older guy riding around wal mart on one of those electric carts,running into stuff including the checkout counter like he can’t judge distance.

    Then rides out of the store, puts whatever he bought into his backpack, climb on his decked chopper, with kickstart, and handicap tag, in a handicap van accessible spot, and ride off, long gray hair flying in the breeze with a meerschaum pipe.

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    Gotta be at least as long as these forks.

    These thoughts kept me out of Ivy league schools....
     
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  3. Wasted Thyme

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    Makes a trip to Reno even closer.
     
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    And right now Jessie Waters Primetime is doing a man on the street special. Must see TV.
     
  5. Cowboyrich

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    I personally think they are not very comfortable.
     
  6. BennysPennys

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    HA! That is funny. My thought was what if there was a award show for the Darwin Awards and have it hosted by Beavis and Buthead.
     
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  7. Judge

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    @Cowboyrich The chopper?
    or the tricked out shopping cart?

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  8. Cowboyrich

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    stuckinthemud, Judge, tramm01 and 7 others Thank this.
  9. Dale thompson

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    37AA9DC2-F650-4A58-90B5-6876A118BD7E.jpeg The view when I drive for recreation.
     
  10. Opus

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    I told Hazul when we first started dating, "if you see a hot chick at the mall or whatever, I saw her 30 seconds before you.....trust me."

    It doesn't matter where you you get your appetite, so long as you eat at home.
     
  11. 50WT

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    The cart or the chopper?
     
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