What if it Snows?

I heard an Advertisement for Tyson.
Needing Drivers badly, must be fully vaccinated with the covid within 45 days of hire.
No extra, just… bend over and take your…, medicine?

 

Thank you for your patience

 

Beautiful day in the desert

 

Thats a little over 2 years for my girlfriend.

 

Well Sir, at the rate of WEATHER FLUXUATION, we could be in HEAT thru Christmas.

Including the "heat index"??

 

You guys just think of me when it’s hot out. I chose to go back into an outdoors job that makes me wear an adult onesie regardless of the temperature. May your AC compressors never fail and your refrigerant levels remain full LOL!!!!!!

 

Maybe he herds Goats? I've heard Goats baying but not a herd of Goats.
After allowing Goat Dung to completely dry out and completely crushed up (like a Crispy Road Apple, crushed up and added to oatmeal chocolate banana artichoke cookie mix), such might be useful as a gag, but NOT to your local Friends, unless one has no friends from earlier Gag "gifts".

WARNING: NOT FOR CONSUMPTION. Contents may well entice some daft scientists to discovery just WHY. Most likely the survivors from eating tide pods. They would have amped up resiliency, so the claims claim.

 

Im not sure what the heat index means. When its 112 here its 112

 

TALK ABOUT INSANE POWER/ENERGY RATES:
Tom Kerridge reveals 'absolutely ludicrous' energy bill at one of his pubs will soar from £60,000 to £420,000 - as landlords warn they'll be forced to have last orders at 9pm and shut beer gardens to avoid financial ruin.
Tom Kerridge reveals 'ludicrous' energy bill at one of his pubs will soar from £60,000 to £420,000 | Daily Mail Online

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