What if it Snows?

I am awake as well.
Getting amped up for our road trip to Iowa.
First stop is at @JolliRoger place for cold beer and tacos.
Now, if only I could drag The Hazul's lazy arse out of bed......

 

. Maybe the Hazul has heard you speak of Iowa in less than glowing terms and therefore is not excited.

 

She's up and thinks we're going to Topeka MS.

 

But what about the children. And the earth being flat or round does that affect it.

 

It’s coming soon don’t worry. Just stock up on tp and booze.

 

Since I've retired, I've noticed that my pants are shrinking. Weird

 

Spelled "chitterlings," pronounced "chitlins." Like "colonel" is pronounced "kernel" and "hiccough" is pronounced "hiccup" and "Cholmondeley" is pronounced "Chumley" and "Worcestershire" is pronounced "Woostasher."

Thus endeth the lesson.

 

A true legend of the game dies.

R.I.P. Willie Mays

https://www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giants/article/willie-mays-dead-obituary-17815215.php

 

Actually it’s pronounced chitterlings by everyone except those that eat them. Kinda like orange drink is orange drink. Unless you drink it. Then it’s urnge drank.

But in an effort to to prove your mental prowess you totally turned the joke into a big pile of creek slung chitlins’. Bonus points if you understand that reference.