Forward Air Cutting Heads

The way this article is written is like everyone who is axed will ascend to heaven in a chariot while the company will be born anew complete with flowers, fresh air, and chirping birds.

 

A workforce reduction, but are hiring others.
Anyone else read something wrong here.

 

I spied a Yellow trailer the other day.

Remember when New Coke was introduced? Of course you do.

The person held responsible for that debacle was fired, but was rehired seven years later.

The moral of the story is that birds of a feather flock together. Though we may not call them birds.

 

"Hey guys....here's an idea. Let's hire 2 of the guys who were partially responsible for driving the oldest and one of the largest LTL companies into the ground. Whatcha think?"

 

"Great idea. Why don't you get with HR and set up the interviews. Also, one of the bookkeepers from Enron just got out of the klink and is looking for a new gig. I think we should help him out."

 

"Ya think he's still available? Because Lord knows we could really use someone with 'creative' accounting skills. Any of the Celedon fellas available??"