I think it’s safe to say this lunatic’s flying privileges with frontier airlines are over

I'm pretty sure I'd hit the first person who tried to rub my ears.

 

they’d be asking why you’re mad at then at the same time.

 

Which would make me more irate.

 

what about grinning too?
like a friendly grin, not a this guys a nut grin, while saying this?

 

I've used the ear technique on cantankerous old momma cows in the past. Sometimes humor or tone is lost with the written word.

 

Would somebody please tell jesus that they're looking for a pilot at frontier airlines now?

 

I suppose wet willy is out of the question then