I’m a thinking man…

You need to learn to hang your butt off of a guardrail and give it hell. Or, you can learn how to time your poops better, by not eating the the food that will run you, unless your parked.

 

They fit little closet stalls inside of vans, where there’s a toilet and a shower all in one, you step inside this thing, and it’s not much bigger than a coffin, but it will get the job done. The entire inside is waterproof and sealed. You can either sit on the toilet, or close the toilet up and take a shower. It can be done. It’s just we’re truck drivers, how dare they give us those kind of accommodations on the road. Lol. All you’d have to do to fit it in the truck is take one of those closets out behind the seats.

 

That is why you only see these "Super Sleepers" on O/O trucks the never haul any loads near 40,000#. They only haul light stuff.

 

Yep my body is tuned to shower time unless i drink too much coffee lol

 

Don’t forget the pin hole on the water bottle to use as a bidet squeeze. Need to keep that rear hole clean. Hemorrhoids not allowed.

 

it’s true, you do learn something new every day. Lol

 

Try this:

Portable Folding Toilet with Removable Paper Holder for Camping,Includes Waste Bag and Waterproof Storage Bag, 14"D x 12"W x 15"H, Bear up to 450-500Lbs - Walmart.com